Banana
Hammocks - Familiar faces
and steady play keep them
on top another week. Early
season showdown next week
looms large.
3
2
Avenue
Bar - Off to a great start
but we'll see what they're
made of after their battle
with #1 Banana Hammocks.
2
3
Pineapple
Express - Their explosive
start turned out to be just
a smelly SBD as they stunk
up the place this week. Cool
new jerseys though.
4
4
Bad
Boys - Can't compete with
the big boys with 1/2 the
team taking the week off.
They won't win back the Bad
Ass Pineapple Trophy this
way
5
5
Benny & The Jets - Speed
kills, or at least it got
the Banana Hammocks attention.
These jets will surprise you.
7
6
TD
My Pants - Nice recovery after
a week #1 disaster but can
they shoot down Benny &
the Jets next week?
6
7
Cafe
Muse - Low numbers last week
had Tony's team looking like
the Bad "Muse" Bears.
A few more bodies will fix
that.
Offensive
Scoring Average
Defensive
Scoring Average
Avenue
Bar.........42.6
Banana Hammocks....38.0
Pineapple Express..21.5
Bad Boys...........12.5
Benny & The Jets....6.5
TD My Pants.........5.3
Cafe Muse...........3.0
Avenue
Bar...........2.0
Banana Hammocks......6.5
Pineapple Express...17.0
Bad Boys............19.0
Benny & The Jets....25.0
Cafe Muse...........29.5
TD My Pants.........35.6
Player
of the Week
Paul
Maxwell - Center/Rusher, Avenue
Bar
Paul
Maxwell was a dominating
force on both sides of the
ball in Avenue Bar's double-header
wins Monday night over Pineapple
Express 34-0 and Bad Boys
38-6. On offense, his multiple
catches, kept the offense
rolling and his 2 TD grabs
helped light up the scoreboard.
Defensively, his non-stop
pressure and uncanny ability
to snatch flags just kills
offenses and only an intentional
holding penalty prevented
him from taking an intercepted
screen pass to the house.
Grabbing his jersey and
holding on may be the only
way to stop one of Oakland
Yard's top players.
