[:] Oakland Yard Athletics [:]

Oakland Yard Futbol Club

"Training starts tomorrow..."

Established: 2008

Home Field:
Oakland Yard Athletics
5328 Highland Rd
Waterford MI 48327

'les coqs' Schedule

Date	Time	Home or Away	Opponent	Score	Stats
May 4th	7pm	Home	vs Ford Rangers	Won 9-0	Goals: Brian Conway (4), Joey Callahan (2), Kenny Coppola (2), Jamie Shooks (1) Dave Ristich made 3 saves for the shutout
May 11th	12pm	Away @ Dearborn	vs Dearborn Stars	Won 7-3	Goals: Jamie Shooks (2),Kenny Coppola (1), Karl Lopata (2), Brian Conway (1), Dave Ristich (1, off a punt the length of the field) Dave Ristich in goal
May 30th	9pm	Home	vs Dearborn Stars	Tied 1-1	Goals: Brian Conway Dave Ristich in goal
NEW June 4th	7pm	Away @ Veterans Memorial Stadium	vs Inter Boosters	Lost 2-5	Goals: Brian Conway, Johnny Ginetti Trevor Lyman in goal
June 6th	6:30pm	Away@Carpathia	vs Carpathia Kickers
June 8th	4pm	Home	vs Metro Rangers
June 20th	6:30pm	Away@Plymouth	Plymouth Premier League Cup Game	Lost 0-1
June 22nd	3pm	Away @ Sheldon Rd	vs Ford Rangers	Won 5-0
July 11th	TBD	TBD	League Cup Game
July 13th	5pm	Away @ Sheldon Rd	vs Ford Lightning
July 20th	2pm	Home	vs Metrostars
July 25th	TBD	TBD	League Cup Game
July 27th NEW GAME	3pm	Away @ Carpathia	vs Intra
August 4th	4pm	Home	vs Lancers
August 8th	9pm	Home	vs Port Huron SC
August 10th	4pm	Home	vs IACS
August 22nd	7pm	Home	vs Lancers

'les coqs'
Player Bios

Player Stats

Mike Ristich -Owner, GM,Player, Assistant Coach	Known for his ferocity on and off the pitch, this surly defender has a long history of near-hooliganism. Past teams have noted his willingness in physically accosting teammates if, and when, they do not meet his extraordinary expectations. Seeking to reinvigorate his own playing career and "give it one last shot," he has assembled a rag-tag bunch of misfits in quest for domination and glory.

David Ristich	As the starting goaltender for OYFC, David is a viable candidate for the prestigious "Golden Gloves" award. Known for his ability in stopping breakaways, David's commanding physique casts fear into the eyes of arrogant forwards seeking to enter the 18-yard box. Though known for his colorful use of metaphor on the field, David enjoys spending time cooking and entertaining family and friends.

Christopher 'The Italian' Valmassoi	Known as "The Italian" in the seedy underworld of Rochester, MI, Christopher is a well-respected forward who is sure to make an impact. His trademark "short shorts" keep defenders guessing, as well as allow him an extended range of motion often resulting in a plethora of goals. Known for his conservatism, Christopher doesn't take kindly to change, so he'll work to maintain the status quo: winning.

Brian Conway	If Brian Conway's game was a passport it would have a multitude of stamps. His play has been cast from the barrios of Mexico, the beaches of Brazil, and the pristine pitches of England. This talented Libra dedicates the 2008 season to the MLS scouts who follow OYFC football and all the children who have his poster on the wall.

Karl 'The Goldfish' Lopata	Karl Lopata finds refuge from his food dependence on the field. Thus, the pitch is a sanctuary from the empty calories that haunt him daily. His love of chicken fingers is matched only by his love of scoring goals and tackling. His ability to score goals paired with a loud, grumbling stomach is sure to keep defenders on their toes.

Nick Swantek	1

Kav Garner	Obtained for two million-quid on a transfer deal, this versatile bulldog is ready for action. As his accent hinders the communication on the pitch, Mr. Garner lets his game do the "talking." Known for his blistering shot and daft tackles, this charming Brit is ready to make her Majesty, the Queen, wish he had never left the Commonwealth.

John 'J Mc' McMullen	The backbone of the team relies heavily on his military experience in motivating teammates. This angry Irishman is known for "McMullen-ing" opposing forwards and even tackling his own teammates if they have a bad touch or if special situations arise. John’s leadership with OYFC and his future career in management stem from his unparalleled success for the Flying Donkey’s – well renowned in Michigan soccer lore for its multiple championships, extensive player recruiting, and two-footed assaults. Video highlights of past Donkey achievements are a fixture in the OYFC pregame as well as a surprisingly useful date night. Opponents cry at the site of J-Mc, teammates aspire to have a fraction of the success of J-Mc and 4-Star Generals consult with him on strategy as J-Mc is a winner, no matter if he is on the battlefield or the pitch.1

Johnny Ginetti	This Nicaraugian/Italian beauty has a set of skills as diverse as his background. Known for perfecting the "headless chicken" goal celebration, opponents can expect Ginetti to produce plenty of poultry on the field. His likeness to Al Pacino/Scarface is sure to have opposing teams seeing plenty of stars and....goals.

Jamie Shooks	His flashy game matches his fashionable clothes. That is, Shooks-ie is just a flashy off the field as he is on. Like James Bond, this dandy is dressed to the nines, yet packs a deadly shot. Furthermore, Shooks prefers defenders like Bond prefers a martini: shaken, not stirred.

Kenny Coppola	Known for his acceleration, Mr. Coppola is as fast a mongoose, with the reflexes of a cat. Defenders, though rarely being able to see his feet at all, have noted his ability to score with both his right and left. Also, it is said that Mr. Coppola once scored five goals in one game while wearing his "Timbalands." With that said, Mr. Coppola has petitioned FIFA to change the on-field dress to accommodate his bold style. With that ball at his feet, this striker has one thing in mind: putting the ball through the net.

Joey 'The Agent' Callahan	This silent but deadly midfielder is known throughout the intelligence community and aids his team in gathering vital information about rival teams. And rest assured, whatever he says will be used against the other teams in a court of domination. Known for creeping in and out of the shadows and slipping through the cracks between defenders, this youngster is sure to make a difference.

Theirry 'Frenchie' Bersot	This veteran defender is known for his ability to tackle opposing forwards. A legend among the Michigan soccer community, his resume is as tall as he is, 5'2". His French heritage is evident in his laissez-faire attitude, stylish beret, and his willingness to insult and mock other teams.

Jim Stachura (Player/Coach)	The "father-figure" this team so desperately needs is named Jimmy Stachura. His dedication, his intensity, his prowess is exemplified by his oft worn baseball cap. His players understand the power of the cap. When worn backward, Mr. Stachura has two goals in mind: keeping the sun of his neck and winning.

Al Steaban	1

Christopher Cooper	This multi-sport star is a newcomer to the world of footie. However, with the speed and grace of a gazelle and the brute force of a bear, Cooper is able to strike fear into the hearts of defenders and goaltenders alike. Known off the pitch for his immaculate beard and friendly demeanor, he is likely to garner just as much respect in the discotheques as on the pitch.

Mike Mattei	Out on bail, fresh out of jail, Michigan dreamin...This reformed footballer is a potent lefty. Earning his stripes on the mean streets of northern Oakland County, he learned to play footy with a medicine ball before stealing his first soccer ball at age 6. After returning to the game after a 1-2 year lay-off and suddenly finding that "good behavior" really does pay-off, this footballer is ready to play.

Joey Beshara	1

Brian Eichenlaub	1

Steve Nelson	It is rumoured that his biting sarcasm has actually injured an individual who was unfortunate enough to enter into discourse with him. Built like a lumberjack, this defender/midfielder is like a dam in the middle of the field. Paired with his lack of skin pigment and inability to tan, his brutal skills will surely have opposing teams blinded by his play.

Ben Nelson

Pete Nelson